I seem to have acquired a pet spider. I never kill spiders, I catch them in a glass and put them outside but this one refuses to leave. I tried to coax it out with a leaf but it wouldn't come out so I brought it back in and laid the glass on its side so the spider can get out. This spider is one of those pale thin Daddy Long Legs spiders that usually like to dangle in the corner of a room but it seems to have decided this little glass is a good place to live. It has been in there all day. It is moving around but won't come out!
Somewhere in another universe, dear brother, you got saved.