I was watching a programme the other night, a man was in Guyana filming various animals. He sought out a bird eating tarantula in the rain forest. He put his hand down on the ground and the spider climbed on. It was huge, as big as his hand and the fangs looked like claws.
Somewhere in another universe, dear brother, you got saved.
Once a spider crawled up Manzi's leg as I was holding him on my hand. Manzi is flighted and unfortunately I'm terrified of spiders. So I abandoned ship and shook my hand. Manzi flew down to the ground and looked up at me like, "What was that for?"